Gist!!!

Before I get into the hot gists, I fell sick. I was diagnosed with something labeled as malaria, of which I'm not convinced and you'll see why as the story continues.

One of the camp doctors wrote me some prescriptions and I took them to mammi to fill. The pharmacist gave me an equal amount of medication on the script. They were all labeled with names and usage except for one. As I don't swallow unknown objects, I didn't touch that one. The day after, I took it to the clinic and I asked the doctor to identify the meds and he was really confused and begged me not to take any. He proceeded to ask the camp pharmacist what the meds were and he also was confused. So, outta curiosity, I took it back to the mammi pharmacist and he said they were vitamin C's. We all tasted one and he was right.

I'm sure you see why I'm not convinced I had malaria. Camp doctor and pharmacist could not identify vitamin C. Anyways, I'm better. However, I got a 3 days "off drills" pass and I will use it even though my platoon is on duty tomorrow.

Now time for the gist. People are really getting horny up in this joint. On Saturday, word on the streets is that a girl and a guy were caught by the bleachers(pavilion), getting it on. That was the same day as the welcome party.

On Sunday, a girl and 2 guys were caught at the back of the church getting it on. Now of course all 5 of them have been ejected. I wish I knew who they were.

I can't even imagine which spots in both locations can be suitable for such activities. That shit cray. I bet it's all the alcohol at mammi that gave them some liquid courage.

I wonder how many more people will get sent home for this and also how many people will hook up cuz all I see lately are boy/girl relationships forming and developing everyday.

Also, a snake was killed in one of the hostels and apparently a girl saw a ghost while she was showering at 2am. It was dressed in white(she has watched far too many nollywood movies). Perhaps she saw a corper since that's what we wear. They have started!!

Another gist!
On the parade ground, a girl claimed she was sick and couldn't march. Apparently, they checked out her medical records and she had never reported any sicknesses to the camp clinic. Then they asked her to do some frog jumps and she refused because "she was sick".
They asked her to squat, she refused. All the while, she was crying. Apparently, she faced the camp court and was given an extra month as punishment.

Please keep in mind that these are all hearsay stories. I didn't witness any with my own eyes. Don't quote me!

~kdamsel~